Sunday, March 28, 2010

Posted by azim On Sunday, March 28, 2010 11 comments


satu lagi post entah ape2...

video pasal pokok epal..
spt biase, sile ambil sendiri pengajaran..

sumber : cathenclox

lagu : intrumental filem Fanaa..

p/s: entri yg entah ape2 akn dipost pada ari kelas je...
embeded video xmakan bnyk mase...
lau ade cad untuk tidak menghambarkan blog ni,
ianya amatla dialu2 kan..

tp video motibasi kat fb meriah la plak....

Saturday, March 27, 2010

Posted by azim On Saturday, March 27, 2010 0 comments

Earth Hour

Earth Hour started in 2007 in Sydney, Australia when 2.2 million
homes and businesses turned their lights off for one hour to make
their stand against climate change.

Only a year later and Earth Hour had become a global sustainability

movement with more than 50 million people across 35 countries participating.

Global landmarks such as the, Sydney Harbour Bridge, The CN Tower in Toronto,

The Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco, and Rome’s Colosseum, all stood
in darkness, as symbols of hope for a cause that grows more urgent by the hour.

Earth Hour - Chile
Earth  Hour - Chile

In March 2009, hundreds of millions of people took part in the third
Earth Hour. Over 4000 cities in 88 countries officially switched off
to pledge their support for the planet, making Earth Hour 2009 the
world’s largest global climate change initiative.

Earth Hour 2010 takes place on Saturday 27 March at 8.30pm (local
time) and is a global call to action to every individual, every
business and every community throughout the world. It is a call to
stand up, to take responsibility, to get involved and lead the way
towards a sustainable future.

Iconic buildings and landmarks from Europe to Asia to
the Americas will stand in darkness.

People across the world from all walks of life will turn off their
lights and join together in celebration and contemplation
of the one thing we all have in common – our planet..

source :

studi pakai lilin atau depan laptop...

Posted by azim On Saturday, March 27, 2010 2 comments


Just 4 Fun...

In what other language do people drive in a parkway and park in a

Why does night fall but never break and day break but never fall?

Why is it that when we transport something by car, it's called a
shipment, but when we transport something by ship, it's called

Why are people who ride motorcycles called bikers and people who
ride bikes called cyclists?

In what other language do they call the third hand on the clock the
second hand?

Why is it called a TV set when you get only one?

Why can your nose run and your feet smell?

Sometimes you have to believe that all English speakers should be
committed to an asylum for the verbally insane:

If olive oil is made of olives, what do they make baby oil from?

If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian consume?

A writer is someone who writes, and a stinger is something that

If harmless actions are the opposite of harmful actions,
why areshameless and shameful behavior the same?

English is a language in which you can turn a light on
and you can turn a light off and you can turn a light out,
but you can't turn a light in;
In which the sun comes up and goes down, but prices
go up and come down.

In which your nose can simultaneously burn up and burn down and your
car can slow up and slow down, in which you can fill in a form by
filling out a form and in which your alarm clock goes off by going on.

Tricky Plurals

We'll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes;
but the plural of ox became oxen not oxes.

One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese,
yet the plural of moose should never be meese.

You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice;
yet the plural of house is houses, not hice.

If the plural of man is always called men,
why shouldn't the plural of pan be called pen?

If I spoke of my foot and show you my feet,
and I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet?

If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth,
why shouldn't the plural of booth be called beeth?

Then one may be that, and three would be those,
yet hat in the plural would never be hose,
and the plural of cat is cats, not cose.

We speak of a brother and also of brethren,
but though we say mother, we never say methren.

Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him, but imagine the
feminine, she, shis and shim.

Lets face it, English is a crazy language!

bleh digunakan untuk status ym.... :D

Posted by azim On Saturday, March 27, 2010 0 comments

This Crazy Language

English is the most widely used language in the history of our
planet. One in every 7 humans can speak it. More than half of the
world's books and 3 quarters of international mail is in English.

Of all the languages,it has the largest vocabulary - perhaps as many as
2 MILLION words. Nonetheless, let's face it - English is a crazy
There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither
apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in
England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while
sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat.

We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we
find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a
guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers
don't groce and hammers don't ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth,
why isn't the plural of booth beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one
moose, 2 meese? One index, 2 indices?

Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make am ends but not one amend,
that you comb thru annals of history but not a single annal? If you
have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them,
what do you call it?

If teachers taught, why didn't preacher praught? If a vegetarian
eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? If you wrote a
letter, perhaps you bote your tongue?

Sometimes I think all the English speakers should be committed to an
asylum for the verbally insane. In what language do people recite at
a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship?
Have noses that run and feet that smell?

How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man
and wise guy are opposites? How can overlook and oversee be
opposites, while quite a lot and quite a few are alike? How can the
weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another?

Have you noticed that we talk about certain things only when they
are absent? Have you ever seen a horseful carriage or a strapful
gown? Met a sung hero or experienced requited love? Have you ever
run into someone who was combobulated, gruntled, ruly or peccable?

And where are all those people who ARE spring chickens or who would
ACTUALLY hurt a fly?

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your
house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by
filling it out and in which an alarm clock goes off by going on.

English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the
creativity of the human race (which, of course, isn't a race at all).

That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but
when the lights are out, they are invisible. And why, when I wind up
my watch, I start it, but when I wind up this essay, I end it.

Taken from the introduction to

kredit to saufi...

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Posted by azim On Tuesday, March 23, 2010 0 comments


video pelajar palestin...

semoga bermanfaat...

Posted by azim On Tuesday, March 23, 2010 0 comments


beberapa video yg diboleh diambil tauladan..

tgk kucing ni ...jgn tiru perangai sebegini...

ni pula video kucing(cat) yang berani...

moral : jangan sangka kita tidak mampu melakukan sesuatu yang mustahil...

jangan takut dengan anjing besar... takut la dgn kucing ditepi jalan...

yang ni agak best...

xtau nk komen ape.. pandai2 la ambil pedoman...


Saturday, March 20, 2010

Posted by azim On Saturday, March 20, 2010 0 comments

WWE 2010

post ini mengandungi unsur2 tidak sihat seperti post dibawah...

الَّذي جَعَلَ لَكُمُ الْأَرْضَ مَهْداً وَ سَلَكَ لَكُمْ فيها سُبُلاً وَ أَنْزَلَ مِنَ السَّماءِ ماءً فَأَخْرَجْنا بِهِ أَزْواجاً مِنْ نَباتٍ شَتَّى َ

(Tuhan) yang telah menjadikan bumi bagimu sebagai tempat kehidupan yang tenang dan telah

menjadikan jalan-jalan bagimu di bumi itu, dan menurunkan air hujan dari langit.” Maka Kami

tumbuhkan dengan air hujan itu berjenis-jenis dari tumbuh-tumbuhan yang bermacam-macam.

(surah Thaha:53)

Untuk pengetahuan semua, 22.3 adalah hari air sedunia.

World Water Day(WWD) 2010 :Clean Water for a Healthy World).

same-same la raikan WWD ni dengan mandi banyak2....

Dan daripada Abdullah bin Amru bin al-’As sesungguhnya Rasulullah lalu berhampiran Sa’ad

ketika beliau sedang berwudu’, lalu baginda bertanya, “Apakah (mengapakah berlaku)

pembaziran ini wahai Sa’ad?” Sa’ad menjawab, “adakah di dalam wudu’ ada pembaziran?” Nabi

bersabda, “Ya, walaupun berwudu’ di dalam sungai yang mengalir.”

Jangan Membazir air.. Ia juga salah satu amanah..

BTW WWD bukan WWE ...

Friday, March 19, 2010

Posted by azim On Friday, March 19, 2010 4 comments


Some quotes to share...

tgk sendiri ye..

semoga terhibur

sekian.. Take My Advice,I dont used it anyway...

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Posted by azim On Thursday, March 18, 2010 1 comments

Sichuan, China (2008)

Umar bin Khaththob berkata:
“Rasulullah saw memerintahkan kami untuk bersedekah, kebetulan saat itu aku
mempunyai harta,” aku berkata: “Hari ini aku akan mengungguli Abu Bakr maka

aku memberikan setengah hartaku. Rasulullah saw bertanya kepadaku: “Apa yang
engkau tinggalkan untuk keluargamu?” aku menjawab: “Separuhnya yang lain.”

Kemudian datang Abu Bakr r.a. dengan membawa semua harta yang dimiliki, maka
Rasulullah saw bertanya padanya: “Apa yang engkau tinggalkan untuk keluargamu?”

Abu Bakr menjawab: “Aku tinggalkan untuk mereka Allah dan rasul-Nya. Umar
r.a. berkata: “Demi Allah, aku tidak boleh mengunggulinya dengan apapun
Selamanya.” (Hadis Riwayat at-Tirmidzi, no. 3675. Abu Dawud, no. 1678. ad-
Darimi, no. 1667. al-Hakim, 1/414. Lihat al-Misykah, 6021)

Anda pasti pernah mendengar kisah ini kan?
Seolah mustahil je ad org yg sanggup derma seluruh harta benda untuk membantu
golongan yang memerlukan bantuan. Sifat pemurah saidina Abu Bakar r.a. wajarlah dicontohi..
Ye ke mustahil?

Cube tengok salah satu gambar dari slide yg ade divideo kat bawah..

klik jika xjelas

Kesahihannye xpasti tp atleast kite sebagai Umat Islam kene ambil iktibar..
Die sanggup menderma kesemua harta die even die sendiri xde rumah..
Adekah sifat pemurah kita sampai tahap ini? ke setakat derma segenih dua je?

btw sekarang bumi kurang stabil.. gempa bumi berlaku dimana2 saje..( arap2
xdekat mesir Nauzubillah..)

Ni slide gempa bumi yg berlaku kat cina pada tahun 2008.
Banyak iktibar kita boleh ambil dari slide2 ni.

Jangan sangka org cine hanye tahu ciplak barang2 je..
Depa pn ade nilai2 murni yg mungkin xde pada kite..
lau xbleh bace tulisan dalam video bleh donload slide kat SINI

kalau lagu xsesuai sori ye...
lagu jiwang baru korang tgk slide sampai abiskan...

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Posted by [amiza malik] On Tuesday, March 16, 2010 6 comments

A question

MENtal breakdown

Why most women's problem must begin with MEN??

Posted by azim On Tuesday, March 16, 2010 6 comments

Sharing Is Nothing...

dikopi dari atikel arab tajuk ( عبدة الشيطان )

الذى أنشأ أخطر كنيسة على وجه الأرض تسمى ((كنيسة عبدة الشيطان)) التى يقدر عدد المنتمين إليها بحوالى خمسين ألف عضو من الشباب والفتيات ينتسبون إلى أغنى العائلات

mesti ramai yang faham tulisan kat atas ni..
maklumla semua dah khatam kamus miftahkan?
bg yg xmampu nk beli kamus miftah,
atau xpernah sentuh kamus yg dah berkulat atas rak,
ni ade benda bagus untuk anda...
kamus Babylon..
kamus ni bleh tarajim bahase Arab dan lain...

tekan sini
care2 install
1-klik install (setap)
2-pastu dabel klik file ZWT dalam file name panjang..


pilihan je, xnk donload xpe.. tp make sure internet xputus...

p/s:-kamus babylon adalah kamus ONLINE.. Sekiranya Anda Hanya donload
file installernye tanpa mendonload addonnya, sudah memadai untuk menggunakan kamus.
-tp jika tiada internet so kamus ini xdapat digunakan tanpa addon..
-kamus ni bukan sempurna sgt, myb sbb ni free punye..

lau nk kamus jepun korea cina @ hindustan cari seniri ye..

Monday, March 15, 2010

Posted by azim On Monday, March 15, 2010 7 comments

KAHWIN : Be The Change You Wish To See...

mase jalan2 kat mozila ade terjumpe surat2 ni..

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0.

I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child
processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and
now monitors all other system activity.

Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5,
and Racing 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.

I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my
favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0,
but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!

A Troubled User.
Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that men complain bout.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0,
thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.

Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by
its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!!
It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0.

It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this.

Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support.
I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation.

I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear?"
to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because
ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system
will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance.
Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as
Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.

However, be very careful how you use these programs.
Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag, Nag 9.5.

Once this happens, the only way to improve
the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software.

I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0!
WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances,
install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3.
This application is not supported by Wife 1.0
and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,Tech Support

gambar hiasan

ni surat dari perempuan plak...

Dear IT Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a
distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the
flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable
programs such as NEWS 5...0, MONEY 3.0 and FOOTBALL 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5..3 to fix these problems,
but to no avail.

What can I do?


Lets see how IT support's Replies :

DEAR Madam,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package,
while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download Tears 6.2
and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically
run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5..

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to
default to Silence 2.5 and Ignore Pro 3.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0
(it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all
your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.
These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory
and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and
performance.We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7.
Good Luck Madam!
gambar hiasan

btw ni pula ade software tambahan digalakkan untuk diisntall:-
-solat sunat 10.5
-puasa sunat 2.7
-studY Hard 3
-Qiammulai pro
-ilmu agama extend
-matang 21?
-subuh 5.0
-alquran 144
-hadis 40
-duit 18k

dikopi dan diedit mengikut kesesuaian umur anda....

Posted by azim On Monday, March 15, 2010 0 comments

Jom Kire Duit

post ni atas permintaan seseorang yang bakal diketahui kejap lagi..

sile keluarkan duit anda sebanyak yg mungkin.
Le 100 pun jadi la.. tp $100 lgi afdal..
lepas tu tgk video ni...

dah kire semua? agak2 cukup x untuk beli bende yg menjadi idaman setiap insan?



3)QATAR -OW=LE2450
-RTN=LE 3500

4)GULF -OW=LE2400

5)KUWAIT -OW=LE 2350










-ALFAIZ-0110658682 @

(left's customer go second)

Sekian.... (dikopi dan diedit dari blog alfa)

Sunday, March 14, 2010

Posted by azim On Sunday, March 14, 2010 2 comments

Happiness is a voyage

We convince ourselves that life will be better once we are married, have a baby,then another.

Then we get frustrated because our children are not old enuogh,
and that all will be well when they are older.
Then we get frustrated because they reach adolescence and we must deal with them. S
urely we'll be happier when they grow out of the teen years.
We tell ourselves our life will be better wen our spouse gets his/her act together,
when we have a nicer car, wenh we can take a vacation,when we finally retire.

The truth is that there is no better time to be happy than right now.
If not,then wen?
Your life will always be full of challenges. it is bettre to admit as
much and to decide to be happy is spite of it all.
For the longest time, it seemed that life was about to start. REAL LIFE.
Bu there was always some obstacle along the way, an ordeal to get through,
some work to be finish, some time to be given, a bill to be paid.
Then LIFE would start... Obstacles were life.
That there isn't any road to hapiness.
EPINESS is the road..
So, enjoy every moment.
Stop wainting for school to end, for a return to skull, to lose ten pounds,
to gain ten pounds,for your favourite song to be played on raido,
for work to begin,to get MARRIED, for Thursday evenign, for saturday mornign,
for summer, for fall, for winter,for spring... Before deciding to be happi.

Happiness is a voyage, not destination.
There is no better ie to be happy than...
Live and enjoy the moment...

A race

Some time ago, the Seattle Olympics, 9 athletes,
all mentally or physically challenged,
were standing on the start line for the 100m race.
The gun fired and the race began.
Not everyone was running,
but everyone wanted to participate and win.

Thet ran in threes, a boy tripped and fell,
did a few somersaults and start craying.
The other eight heard him crying.
They slowed down and looked behind them.
They stopped and came back.. All of them...

A girl with Down's Syndrome sat down next to him,
hugged him and asked, " Felling better now?"
Then, all nine walked shoulder to shoulder to the finsih line.

The whole crowd stood up and applauded.
Adn the applause lasted a very long time....

People whu witnessed this still talk about it.

Because deep down inside us, we all know know that the most important
thing in life is much ore than winning for ourselves..

The most important thing in this life is to help others to win.
Even if that means slowing down and changing our own race.

"A candle loses noting if it is used to light another one"

ditaip dan diedit sedikit dari ppt entah dari mane...

Friday, March 12, 2010

Posted by azim On Friday, March 12, 2010 2 comments


Sempena Culture day esok, jom tengok cara org Burma main timbang bola...
wakil2 Malaysia bleh la blaja skill ni sikit2 pn ok gak..
nk buat sebijik macam ni lagi bagus..

name game ni ialah CHINLONE.
Gabungan sukan dan tarian.
pemainan ini lebih kepada kesempurnaan seni para pemain,
menang atau kalah tidak penting.

semoga terhibur...

(ke Myammar ade wakil esok? mesti best lau dapat tgk diorang main)

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Posted by Umar Hakimin On Tuesday, March 09, 2010 1 comments

The Golden Ratio

Masih ingat mengenai matematik? Anda pasti tahu mengenai prime numbers atau nombor perdana, bukan?

Tetapi, pernahkah anda mendengar tentang ‘Fibonacci numbers’?

Sebagaimana nombor perdana, Fibonacci numbers juga merupakan satu siri nombor, dan ia dibentuk daripada satu rumus yang sangat mudah. Dua nombor pertama Fibonacci numbers adalah 0 dan 1, dan setiap nombor seterusnya dibentuk daripada hasil tambah dua nombor sebelumnya. Maka, turutan nombor yang dapat dibentuk adalah:

0, 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, 34, 55, 89, 144, 233, 377, 610, 987, 1597, 2584 …

Selain susunan yang unik ini, Fibonacci numbers juga mempunyai karekteristiknya yang tersendiri. Setiap nombor Fibonacci ini jika dibahagi dengan nombor yang sebelumnya akan menghasilkan angka yang lebih kurang sama nilainya.

Sebagai contoh:

Dan turutan ini akan terus menjadi ‘fix’ selepas angka yang ke-13 dalam siri ini, iaitu selepas nombor 144. Bermakna, jika nombor seterusnya dibahagi menggunakan kaedah di atas, ia akan memberikan hasil yang sama, iaitu 1.618.

Angka 1.618 inilah yang selanjutnya dikenali sebagai The Golden Ratio.

Menariknya, banyak makhluk ALLAH di muka bumi ini adalah dicipta dengan menggunakan skala The Golden Ratio tersebut, bahkan pada penciptaan manusia itu sendiri. Cuba lihat rajah di bawah:

The General Plan of Human Body’s Golden Ratio

Rajah ini menunjukkan bagaimana The Golden Ratio itu diaplikasikan pada struktur anatomi manusia. Ratio atau nisbah di antara jarak T dan jarak S dalam rajah di atas adalah sangat menepati The Golden Ratio, iaitu T : S = 1 : 1.618!

The Golden Ratio pada tangan manusia.

The Golden Ratio pada gigi manusia.

Menakjubkan, bukan? Tetapi itulah kuasa Allah, Dia menciptakan setiap sesuatu itu dengan perkiraan yang amat terperinci sekali. Maha Suci Allah!

Firman Allah SWT: “Yang memiliki kerajaan langit dan bumi, tidak mempunyai anak, tidak ada sekutu baginya dalam kekuasaan-Nya, dan Dia menciptakan segala sesuatu, lalu menetapkan ukuran-ukurannya dengan tepat.” (al-Furqan : 2)

Namun, The Golden Ratio ini tidaklah tepat pada setiap satu badan manusia, sebaliknya hanya jitu pada tubuh manusia yang paling ideal sahaja. Maka, kalau jari anda itu termasuk dalam kategori Marfan Syndrome, tak usahlah digagahi untuk diukur dan dibanding-banding dengan nisbah emas ini. =)

Ini hanyalah beberapa contoh daripada sebahagian The Golden Ratio yang dijumpai di alam ini. Saksikanlah contoh-contoh The Golden Ratio lain yang terdapat di serata ceruk muka bumi, pada DNA, sunflowers, seashells, pineapples dan lain-lain lagi dalam video yang menarik ini!

Monday, March 8, 2010

Posted by azim On Monday, March 08, 2010 2 comments


An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the problem science has with God, The

He asks one of his new students to stand and...
Prof: So you believe in God?
Student: Absolutely, sir.
Prof: Is God good?
Student: Sure.
Prof: Is God all-powerful?
Student: Yes.
Prof: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would
attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn’t. How is this God good then? Hmm?
: Silent.
Prof: You can’t answer, can you? Let’s start again, young fellow. Is God good?
Student: Yes.
Prof: Is Satan good?
Student: No.
Prof: Where does Satan come from?
Student: Silent.
Prof: Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student: Yes.
Prof: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it?
Student: Yes.
: So who created evil?
Student: Silent.
Prof: Is there sickness, Immorality, Hatred, Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?
Student: Yes, sir.
Prof: So, who created them?
Student: Silent.
Prof: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell
me, son...Have you ever seen God?
Student: No, sir.
Prof: Tell us if you have ever heard your God?
Student: No, sir.
Prof: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God for that matter?
Student: No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.
Prof: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student: Yes.
Prof: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your GOD doesn’t
exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student: Nothing. I only have my faith.
: Yes. Faith. And that is the problem science has.

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Student: Professor, is there such a thing as heat?
Prof: Yes.
Student: And is there such a thing as cold?
Prof: Yes.
Student: No sir. There isn’t. (The lecture theatre becomes very quiet with this turn of events.)
Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it. (There is pin-drop silence in the lecture theatre.)
Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Prof: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?
Student: You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light,
normal light, bright light, flashing light... But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing
and its called darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it were you would be able to make
darkness darker, wouldn’t you?

Prof: So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student: Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.
Prof: Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student: Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is
death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism,but has never seen, much less fully understood, either one. To view death as the opposite oflife is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it.

Now tell me, Professor. Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?

Prof: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.
Student: Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir? (The Professor shakes his
head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument is going.)

Student: Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher? (The class is in uproar.)
Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain? (The class breaks
out into laughter!)

Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt
it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable,
demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do
we then trust your lectures, sir? (The room is silent. The professor stares at the student, his face unfathomable.)

Prof: I guess you’ll have to take them on faith, son.
Student: That is it sir... The link between man and God is FAITH. That is all that keeps things
moving and alive.

source~ (Does God Exist?)

Sunday, March 7, 2010

Posted by azim On Sunday, March 07, 2010 4 comments

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sekadar saje2 update..

ni software name2 ubat...
walaupn lebih kpd budak farmasi tp bleh je nk gune..

Medical Drugs Preference
(klik untuk paparan jelas)
bleh download kat sini

ni plak kamus ospod edisi ke-11..
asalnye ade sound/pronoun tp sbb agak berat so kene modify sikit.
btw tak payah install.. terus bleh gune walaupun file dalam pendrive..

Oxford Dictonary Without Sound Portable
(klik untuk paparan jelas)
ni link die...

lau xcukup ngan kamus oxpod bleh tambah kamus WordWeb.
tekan sini

WordWeb.Pro.v6.03 (klik untuk paparan jelas)

semoga terhibur..

xtau nk update ape so post bende2 pelik ni...