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Showing posts with label keji. Show all posts

Saturday, January 1, 2011

Posted by azim On Saturday, January 01, 2011 0 comments

Selamat Tahun Baru 2011

Dengan name Allah swt..


sudah masuk tahun baru....
semoga azam tahun lepas tercapai, dan mempunyai azam baru yg better dari taun lepas..
kpd sesiapa yg tidak mempunyai azam pd taun lepas, sile berazam taun ni anda akan mempunyai azam.

taun baru plan baru, hidup baru muka still same(muda)?
ni ade cadangan plan taun 2011(sile klip)

post ni sebenar post terakhir tahun lepas..(2010)

sekitar Gent 7 Got Talented..


ni antara aktiviti korang...(ikwah shje)



video sekitar hari kejadian...



sedutan gen 7 got talented

maap atas salah silap pembikinan bnde ni...
sori jika termenyentuh sentimen peribadi.. tiada niat bgtu...

syukran kpd semua yg terlibat dlm program ni...
trutama yg upload kesemua video2
tanpamu, org xtau ape berlaku biiznillah....


ni acara yg diadekan... bnyk lg tp xde mase nk upload dan cutedit/kopi/pes2011..


btw, xsangka utube ni besar sgt... arap maaf.. malas nk edit... :)



Baem bersajak








Naqi plak..







umar pn sajak jgk... ke syair?





abes dgn sajak, kite dgr cite paan plak...







ni plak gent 7 yg betul2 berbakat.. fokus2...(jg merupakan ahli sc sy)






ni antara bacaan quran dlm prgram tu.. yg nabil dan najib makan mase nk edit.. T__T




ni persembahan nasyid ajk2 program.. huhu





MAIN EVENT...
Debat : Perkahwinan Antara Doktor-doktor Lebih Membahagiakan... (MUST WATCH)




Penggulungan...





Keputusan... huhu




Pertandingan gambar cute





ok dah.. maap lau ade salah silap atas video2 ni..
org yg rakam, edit/uploadetc adalah org berlainan..
so makan mase dan segala kekurangan adalah obvious..

slamat berexam plak...
btw, sape2 bnyk duit tu bleh jd penaja kpd PWtC..
projek besar tu.. TDrMahthir pn terkejut kot...

pasal fb medicairo malas nk komen...
tp sape2 nk bincang pasal exm bleh la buat kat sini...
kesian yg xde fb... huhu =p

sekain...
waAllahu a'lam...



Friday, October 15, 2010

Posted by azim On Friday, October 15, 2010 3 comments

Test Update..


testing update blog... kot2 dah kene blok sbb dah lame xpeduli...
xnk tulis panjang.. juz gmbar2 je...

care paling malas update blog...
btw malas=salam(slamat)

arap2 ketua & penolong MT batch buat pembaharuan kat blog ni..
spatut ade kata2 aluan dua tiga ayat drp depa...
pesanan2 n arapan2 kpd warga Jem 7..




sekitar mesir...

















iklan n gambar2 mengarut..






















sori lau ade salah silap...
sek ian


Saturday, May 8, 2010

Posted by Anonymous On Saturday, May 08, 2010 7 comments

Kita kawan, kan?

[klik pada gambar untuk tumbesaran]


Dan seorang remaja berkata, Bicaralah pada kami tentang Persahabatan

Dan dia menjawab:

Sahabat adalah keperluan jiwa, yang mesti dipenuhi.
Dialah ladang hati, yang kau taburi dengan kasih dan kau tuai dengan penuh rasa terima kasih.

Dan dia pulalah naungan dan pendianganmu.
Kerana kau menghampirinya saat hati lupa dan mencarinya saat jiwa mahu kedamaian.

Bila dia berbicara, mengungkapkan fikirannya, kau tiada takut membisikkan kata “Tidak” di kalbumu sendiri, pun tiada kau menyembunyikan kata “Ya”.

Dan bilamana dia diam,hatimu berhenti dari mendengar hatinya; kerana tanpa ungkapan kata, dalam persahabatan, segala fikiran, hasrat, dan keinginan dilahirkan bersama dan dikongsi, dengan kegembiraan tiada terkirakan.

Di kala berpisah dengan sahabat, tiadalah kau berdukacita;
Kerana yang paling kau kasihi dalam dirinya, mungkin kau nampak lebih jelas dalam ketiadaannya bagai sebuah gunung bagi seorang pendaki, nampak lebih agung daripada tanah ngarai dataran.

Dan tiada maksud lain dari persahabatan kecuali saling memperkaya roh kejiwaan.
Kerana cinta yang mencari sesuatu di luar jangkauan misterinya, bukanlah cinta , tetapi sebuah jala yang ditebarkan: hanya menangkap yang tiada diharapkan.

Dan persembahkanlah yang terindah bagi sahabatmu.
Jika dia harus tahu musim surutmu, biarlah dia mengenali pula musim pasangmu.
Gerangan apa sahabat itu jika kau sentiasa mencarinya, untuk sekadar bersama dalam membunuh waktu?

Carilah ia untuk bersama menghidupkan sang waktu!
Kerana dialah yang bisa mengisi kekuranganmu, bukan mengisi kekosonganmu.

Dan dalam manisnya persahabatan, biarkanlah ada tawa ria dan berkongsi kegembiraan..
Kerana dalam titisan kecil embun pagi, hati manusia menemui fajar dan ghairah segar kehidupan.

~ Khalil Gibran



 

Café au lait
 


 Perlu diingatkan, Allah tidak menjadikan dua hati dalam satu rongga
Kata lain, yang hitam itu hitam dan putih itu putih.
Tiada titik temu antara keduanya.
Tiada jalan tengah di antara keduanya seperti kelabu.

Errr..faham ke?

Kawan-kawan yang budiman, kalian rasa bagaimana?


P/s: Blog ini membawa maruah kita semua, memberi impresi kepada seantero dunia tentang siapa kita :) Ya, kita!  Bakal graduan Perubatan dari Bumi Kinanah, tempat Nabi Harun dan Musa.

Salam imtihan, kawan-kawan!
Mohon maaf atas segala kekerdilan.

Thursday, April 8, 2010

Posted by azim On Thursday, April 08, 2010 8 comments

Untitled

Sekadar vidoe2 yg tiada makna?




lagu : Pachelbel - Canon in D d(^;^)b















semoga bermanfaat...

Take my advice, i don't used it anyway...

sile ambil pengajaran sendiri ye..
xsuka taip cite panjang2...
lgpn keybod ade prob. certain huruf rosak...

Thursday, April 1, 2010

Posted by azim On Thursday, April 01, 2010 0 comments

Seals...

aritu masa jalan cuti winter, ade snggah kat norway....
tgk sukan yg pelik dan tiada di bumi mesir..

ade perasaan pelik bile tgk sukan ini..
ni saje nk kongsi video..



cerita diatas hanya rekaan sematter-matter....






video lagi? dah bosan la ngan video..
da xde idea laen ke... blog ni dah penuh ngan video2 xberfaedah
dan lagu2 yg melaghokan pemikiran pelajar...

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Posted by Anonymous On Tuesday, March 16, 2010 6 comments

A question

MENstruation
MENopause
MENtal breakdown

Why most women's problem must begin with MEN??
@_@


Monday, March 15, 2010

Posted by azim On Monday, March 15, 2010 7 comments

KAHWIN : Be The Change You Wish To See...

mase jalan2 kat mozila ade terjumpe surat2 ni..


Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0.

I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child
processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and
now monitors all other system activity.

Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5,
and Racing 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.

I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my
favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0,
but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!

Thanks,
A Troubled User.
______________________________________
REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that men complain bout.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0,
thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.

Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by
its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!!
It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0.

It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this.

Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support.
I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation.

I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear?"
to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because
ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system
will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance.
Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as
Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.


However, be very careful how you use these programs.
Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag, Nag 9.5.

Once this happens, the only way to improve
the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software.

I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0!
WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances,
install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3.
This application is not supported by Wife 1.0
and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,Tech Support

gambar hiasan


ni surat dari perempuan plak...

Dear IT Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a
distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the
flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable
programs such as NEWS 5...0, MONEY 3.0 and FOOTBALL 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5..3 to fix these problems,
but to no avail.

What can I do?
Signed,

_________________________________________________________

Lets see how IT support's Replies :

DEAR Madam,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package,
while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download Tears 6.2
and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically
run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5..

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to
default to Silence 2.5 and Ignore Pro 3.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0
(it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all
your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.
These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory
and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and
performance.We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7.
Good Luck Madam!
gambar hiasan


btw ni pula ade software tambahan digalakkan untuk diisntall:-
-solat sunat 10.5
-puasa sunat 2.7
-studY Hard 3
-Qiammulai pro
-ilmu agama extend
-matang 21?
-subuh 5.0
-alquran 144
-hadis 40
-duit 18k

dikopi dan diedit mengikut kesesuaian umur anda....


Posted by azim On Monday, March 15, 2010 0 comments

Jom Kire Duit

post ni atas permintaan seseorang yang bakal diketahui kejap lagi..

sile keluarkan duit anda sebanyak yg mungkin.
Le 100 pun jadi la.. tp $100 lgi afdal..
lepas tu tgk video ni...



dah kire semua? agak2 cukup x untuk beli bende yg menjadi idaman setiap insan?


1)EGYPT AIR -ONE WAY(OW)=LE 2400
-RETURN(RTN)=LE 3450
-ISNIN/SELASA/JUMAAT/AHAD
-40KG

2)ETIHAD -OW=LE2400
-RTN=LE3500
-SETIAP HARI
-40KG

3)QATAR -OW=LE2450
-RTN=LE 3500
-SETIAP HARI
-40KG

4)GULF -OW=LE2400
-RTN=LE3400
-SETIAP HARI
-40KG

5)KUWAIT -OW=LE 2350
-RTN=LE3250
-40KG

KENAPA ANDA PERLU SEGERA MENDAPATKaN PERKHIDMATAN KAMI:

*UTK SETIAP 5 ORG YG DPT MEMENUHKN TRAMCO KE AIRPORT...ANDA X PERLU BYR TRAMCO...TRAMCO ADLH PERCUMA

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-JD TIADA SBB UTK ANDA SEMUA MELEPASKN PELUANG MNDPTKN PERKHIDMATAN KAMI UTK PULANG KE MSIA DGN MUDAH DN SELAMAT

NB:1)HRGA NI X TETAP,BERUBAH2 MENGIKUT HRGA SEMASA...JD SENARAI HRGA AKN D 'UPDATE'

2)DEPOSIT X DITERIMA,JIKA ANDA MEMBAYAR CASH,URUSAN PEMBERIAN TIKET AKN DIJALANKAN SERTA MERTA

3)BAYARAN TMBAHAN DIKENAKAN SEKIRANYA PELANGGAN INGIN MENUKAR TARIKH

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UTK MAKLUMAT LANJUT,HUBUNGI INDIVIDU BERIKUT,KAMI AKN MEMBERIKAN PERKHIDMATAN YG MEMUASKN ANDA:

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'CUSTOMER'S RIGHTS COME FIRST '
(left's customer go second)

Sekian.... (dikopi dan diedit dari blog alfa)


Sunday, February 28, 2010

Posted by Anonymous On Sunday, February 28, 2010 8 comments

Obsesi pada stadi grup.haha

Study Group Success Factors
  • Members of the study group must attend all class and section meetings.
  • Choose a regular and recurring meeting time to limit confusion and disappointment.
  • Have clearly stated goals for each study session and be sure to allot enough time for each level of the learning process.
  • If no one wants to lead the group, rotate the leadership and keep the responsibilities balanced.
  • Stay focused and on task.  Everyone’s time is precious.  Nothing is worse than allotting study time and then not getting any studying done.
  • Stay in close communication with each other if something comes up.
  • Always remind each other of expectations and assignments so there are no disappointments or setbacks.
  • Be accountable to one another at all times.  Encourage each other and remind everyone how important it is to be prepared for each study session.
  • Establish ground rules for staying focused and getting the work done at the very beginning of your study group formation.
  • Do not continue to include people who do not meet the expectations of the group.
  • Make sure everyone understands the material before moving on.
  • Be sure to consult with your professor or your TA if there are questions that come up during a study session.  Report back to the group so everyone is clear about the correct answers.
  • It can also be very effective to have more than one study group get together to help each other study before a mid-term or a final exam.

Possible Pitfalls of a Study Group

Study Groups, Caution

A study group can be a very positive learning experience. However, there are pitfalls to be avoided. Here are some cautions:
  1. Do not let the study group get distracted from its agenda and goals.
  2. Do not let the study group become a social group. You can always socialize at other times.
  3. Do not allow group members to attend unprepared. To stay in the group, members should be required to do their fair share.
  4. Do not the let the session become a negative forum for complaining about teachers and courses.
  5. Do not allow one or two group members to dominate the group. It is important that all members have an equal opportunity to participate.

helpful websites on how to form an effective study group- copy n paste the link to read more

http://www.hsf.net/uprogram_toolkit.aspx?id=2146
http://www.how-to-study.com/study-skills/en/studying/38/study-groups/
http://homeworktips.about.com/od/studymethods/a/studygroup.htm

Btw dengar2 gosip 8 mac ada exam patho (cmpuran teori n prektikel) dan 17 mac exam prektikel
cuba kompemkan ngan lecturer masing :D

Erm lepas tu kan, nak share artikel ini. pasal Time Management
dan artikel how to deal with procrastination

erm kenapa blog ni makin hambar?cm dah takde sapa melawat. kalau orang datang sini pun sebab nak tengok blog sapa yang dah update.haha. Ke korang suka komen kalau ada entri panas2 cm ikhtilat, korek hidung, ketiak je?

Sunyi. huhu



    Thursday, January 21, 2010

    Posted by Anonymous On Thursday, January 21, 2010 5 comments

    Amaran keras

    Pengepos video ini tidak akan bertanggungjawab terhadap sebarang penyelewengan yang berlaku gara-gara selepas menonton video ini.

    Sungguh, Allah Maha Melihat...... tapi tak applicable pun dekat kita sebab kena pakai berbotol-botol air large size kalau nak cheating time Patho (atau better ganti botol ni dengan Chipseco kabeer?)



    Just for laugh kawan-kawan...Selamat berimtihan :)

    Monday, January 4, 2010

    Posted by Anonymous On Monday, January 04, 2010 16 comments

    Smile

    hey frens,
    i found this while randomly googling for inspirational poems.
    Exams are like Girl friends
    - Too many questions
    - Difficult to understand
    - More explanation is needed
    - Result is always fail!
    with the spirit of feminism, i object this!
    \o.0/

    Sunday, December 6, 2009

    Posted by Anonymous On Sunday, December 06, 2009 28 comments

    Moderator lain bizi dgn rumah tangga masing-masing.haha

    • annaalthafunissa' salam.. x puas hati nih.. kenaper asyik2 cairo boy jer yg update ahsan nas.. mana piginya moderator lain2... kesianlah kalo ayik org yg sama jer...
      Details
      2009-12-05 2:57 PM

    • Dear anna, saya selaku moderator yang pernah update beberapa kali je (dan wakil barisan moderator yg lain) sangat kesal dengan diri sendiri kerana tidak dapat menyaingi pace penulisan cairo boy yang sangat mencanak. idea penulisannya menderu-deru mcm air terjun. tak dapat nak diempang lagi. Hyper gila bai susah nak follow flow dia!

    • sebenarnya cairo boy pun dah segan nak menulis, sampaikan dia meminta secara personal kepada moderator lain untuk update blog ini. Kami berusaha untuk mengimbangi hasil penulisan beliau. Tapi ternyata kehebatan cairo boy dalam meng update blog tidak dapat disangkal lagi. Kami tewas dan tidak berjaya menandingi kelajuan beliau dalam mengeluarkan entri-entri bermutu yang terbaik dari ladang.

    • maka, janganlah tidak berpuas hati atas kelemahan moderator lain. we'll try our best! kan, kan moderator lain???? (sila angguk wahai moderator lain, tanda support)

    maka terimalah, lagu ini...